Please read no further if you wish to maintain your image of ArchFool as a loving, carefree little fool.
Now for the HORRIBLE truth.
I bought this ring as an investment. Lucy does not know about it. I plan on selling it.
I still owe a lot of money in student loans, mortgage, new windows, etc. This is to help pay off my debts faster.
Lucy already has a beautiful diamond engagement ring. I've even asked her if she wants an upgrade, and she has said no. We need to pay off things first.
So... I hope y'all understand, and please don't stone me with asshas.
Can you all forgive me???