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#422288 - 08/05/08 05:03 AM
Re: Do you suppose my DH would divorce me if.....
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The Centenary Diamond
Registered: 11/13/04
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Loc: Alabama
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Honey, we've been married 22 years. We struggle with a combo of I don't look like I used to and he can't stay awake long enough for it. Besides, he's an engineer, and sexual persuasion is illogical! Oh, he's an engineer (genetic variant but usually human). Get him a lifetime subscription to Popular Science then, that'll get him cranked...
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#422431 - 08/05/08 11:29 AM
Re: Do you suppose my DH would divorce me if.....
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Omniscient
Registered: 04/08/08
Posts: 3197
Loc: I'm FINALLY back in TEXAS!
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#422443 - 08/05/08 11:45 AM
Re: Do you suppose my DH would divorce me if.....
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BTD Crown Jewel
Registered: 10/07/03
Posts: 15089
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get him drunk...then when he can't understand what you're asking, ask him! but mumble it..."youknowifoundthissettingandireallyreallywanityoudontcaredoyou AND ifyousaywhat?thatmeansyesok?" Then he'll say "WHAT?" and you'll know that means OK!!!!! ACK!!! Totally ROTF!!! Love it! Unspecting DH: "Whut?! Huh?" BTD-er: "Oh, yeeessssss! Got me a new sparklie!" 
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#422445 - 08/05/08 11:46 AM
Re: Do you suppose my DH would divorce me if.....
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BTD Crown Jewel
Registered: 10/07/03
Posts: 15089
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Honey, we've been married 22 years. We struggle with a combo of I don't look like I used to and he can't stay awake long enough for it. Besides, he's an engineer, and sexual persuasion is illogical! Oh, he's an engineer (genetic variant but usually human). Get him a lifetime subscription to Popular Science then, that'll get him cranked... LMHO! This thread is hilarious! 
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#422449 - 08/05/08 11:49 AM
Re: Do you suppose my DH would divorce me if.....
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Omniscient
Registered: 04/08/08
Posts: 3197
Loc: I'm FINALLY back in TEXAS!
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get him drunk...then when he can't understand what you're asking, ask him! but mumble it..."youknowifoundthissettingandireallyreallywanityoudontcaredoyou AND ifyousaywhat?thatmeansyesok?" Then he'll say "WHAT?" and you'll know that means OK!!!!! ACK!!! Totally ROTF!!! Love it! Unspecting DH: "Whut?! Huh?" BTD-er: "Oh, yeeessssss! Got me a new sparklie!" LMAO! I'll sometimes say to DH in a very low voice "toomuchsexmakesyouhardofhearing" and EVERY time he'll say "WHAT?" so I figure you can use the same principal uppy! mumble it all but be sure to put in there "ifyousayWHATthatmeansyes!"
Edited by newbielady (08/05/08 11:50 AM)
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