Hadley! Your nailbeds are amazing!!! (sorry for the sidebar)
Hahaha -- do you dig the stained nails on the ones with no polish? I should be embarrassed to have those up here. But I'm here to help, not to impress.

My nails are so hard that I actually pinch off the end of the back yard shrubs here when I'm too lazy to go to the garage for the pruners. My hands used to be very pretty 20 years ago. Then I got old and they started getting gnarly knuckled and loose skinned. You of the beautiful hands, Joolsie, should enjoy it while you can because beauty is fleeting.

Now we return to our regular scheduled programming for KittyClark............